MyPortal - JoNathan

The Fireworks

2007-11-07T08:46:00.000+08:00

The picture above was taken from the Malaysia International Fireworks Competition 2007 Putrajaya International Convention Centre where nations from Australia, Japan, Italy and Malaysia will be competing for the Merdeka trophy.

Goong Hei Fatt Choi

2007-11-06T08:58:00.000+08:00

A funny posture with flowery background. Between, it's not Chinese New Year. I don't know why Genting decorated it as if it is Chinese New Year when it is actually Happy Valentines.

Words at Malacca

2007-11-05T08:47:00.000+08:00

Some of the pictures I snapped @ A Famosa. Thinking about words, I'd like to share you this song - Words by Boyzone. I like the lyric.

smile an ever lasting smile
a smile can bring you near to me
don't ever let me find you gone
'cause that would bring a tear to me
this world has lost its glory
let's start a brand new story
now my love
you think that I don't even mean
a single word I say

it's only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

talk in ever lasting words
and dedicate them all to me
and I will give you all my life
i'm here if you should call to me
you think that I don't even mean
a single word I say

it's only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

it's only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da

this world has lost its glory
let's start a brand new story
now my love
you think that I don't even mean
a single word I say

it's only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

it's only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

it's only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

Look West

2007-11-02T08:35:00.000+08:00

Wahaha... just a plain posture which was taken when I was having my lunch at Sakae Restaurant @ The Curve.

Welcome To The World

2007-10-29T21:56:00.000+08:00

The picture above was taken from a volunteering project based at Chagar Hutang, Terengganu. This moment was taken when the turtle egg hatched. The little turtle with all its might could only get its head out. So cute...

Peace

2007-10-26T08:27:00.000+08:00

It was nothing about that day. Just hanging out with a bunch of coursemates to snap a few photos around Universiti Malaya. Got this picture snapped in front of Dewan Tunku Canselor (DTC) wearing this t-shirt which promote 'Peace'. Anyway, I no longer wearing this t-shirt, not because I'm not supporting peace but simply because it is too big. ;-p

The Ocean

2007-10-25T09:56:00.000+08:00

Picture above was taken @ Chagar Hutang. It was a 8-days volunteering project which allows us to participate in its long-term tagging and in-situ egg incubation research. Click for more info

Malacca Ais Kacang

2007-10-24T08:08:00.000+08:00

Sit back and enjoy this Malacca Ais Kacang after a tiresome stroll along Jonker Street. Yummy, yummy.

So Fakely Real

2007-10-23T00:22:00.000+08:00

The picture above was taken after Joyce's convo this year. Yup, I had dinner together with her parent and cousin at Korean House @ SS2. Who is who? The one with her face covered is Joyce and beside her is her sister, Grace. What's with the poster? Erm, it's actually a result out of what I had promise to make for Joyce for convo. Isn't it funny?

The Sky, The Grass

2007-10-22T01:37:00.000+08:00

Both of the pictures above was taken during Kuala Selangor trip last year, September. I had never been to a paddy field before but it was truly a fascinating experience. Everything is beautiful. The sky looks bluer and the grass seems greener.

Peace Jump

2007-10-21T15:50:00.001+08:00

The picture is taken during Malacca trip dated October 2007 with my fellow coursemates and their gfs as well as their gf's colleagues. Ermm, a pretty much mixed bunch of people gathering for a trip la.

1st Big Birthday Cake

2007-10-20T12:26:00.000+08:00

The pic was taken during my 1st birthday. Yup, it's a Mickey birthday cake. Hmm, but reflecting back, that's the biggest cake I had ever had. Deng!!!

Who Wana Send Livyen To The Jungle?

2007-08-26T10:24:00.000+08:00

First of all, who the heck is Li Vyen?

(Isn't she cute? ;-p)

Which jungle?
Sabah

For what reason?
Proceed here for more info

To support this project to a greater phase, you can even come to One Utama on 23rd September 2007 (Sunday). There will be lots of programs to keep you occupied. There will be charity auction too. Do bring your cash,yea. Who knows you will get something out of there and meanwhile donating for a charity. C'ya there!

2007-08-08T23:49:00.000+08:00

After more than 1 month out of blogosphere, now I'm back. Here comes the return of ah-loke.blogspot.

May Peace Be With You

2007-08-08T23:45:00.000+08:00

2007-07-04T13:36:00.000+08:00

Hmmm... been a bit quiet for more than 2 weeks. Apo macam? I'd been blogging for quite some time ma, now need some time to really quiet down myself and reflect and hopefully to bring my blogging style to another level ma. So I mai make a trip to Wonderland. Be patient, and I Will Be Back Soon!

Super Asian PingPong!

2007-06-16T23:23:00.000+08:00

Play Ping Pong until like this also can? I wonder whether is it following the rule or just for the sake of showing off?

Here Comes the Destroyer

2007-06-16T19:26:00.000+08:00

p.s. Very obvious I had watched the movie Fantastic 4 - Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Julian Beever Masterpieces

2007-06-13T08:45:00.001+08:00

1. Watch your step!

2. Spiderman, help!

3. I never knew that there is a pond?

4. I'm fallinnnnnnng!

5. Can I touch the yatch?

6. Sony Vaio - free for grab!

7. Wow, a big COKE!

8. Don't waste the water!

9. Thanks for the trick!

10. Hi, Batman and Robin!

His Paintings Come To Life!

2007-06-13T08:38:00.000+08:00

Do you know who the heck is Julian Beever? Have you ever heard about it? Let me tell you, what I'm going to show you below is something you'll be shock to see with your bare eyes. His paintings are so real till you feel it's too fake to be real.

Be Fruitful!

2007-06-12T00:09:00.000+08:00

Hmm... I'm not quite a very intelligent person. I wonder what are they doing? You know?

Elvis-Dance to N'Sync-Bye3!

2007-06-12T00:06:00.000+08:00

Alright, this video worth for the watch. A 6-minutes of revolution from Elvis-type to N'Sync Bye-bye-bye dance! He's good! Enjoy...

Eat Well, Live Long

2007-06-11T08:29:00.000+08:00

Just a wish... May you live longer enough to keep reading my blog... wahaha

Thin Doraemon?

2007-06-11T08:20:00.000+08:00

This clip on Doraemon by 2 Hong Kong comedians is crappy! A thin Doraemon? Somemore that stupid Nobita go and search for gadgets from Doraemon's pant! Gosh...

"Tong Sam Zhong" Makes Devils Vomit!

2007-06-10T15:49:00.000+08:00

I don't know whether you still remember the movie - Chinese Odyssey? The whole movie is hilarious especially these 2 parts.

Part 1:

When "Tong Sam Zhong" (acted by Law Kar Ying) was trying to preach to the devils to repent over their sins.

Part 2:

When "Tong Sam Zhong" trying to persuade "Sun Ng Koong" (acted by Stephen Chow) to continue his journey to the west.

Never Forsakes You...

2007-06-10T13:13:00.000+08:00

A picture of encouragement...

The X-Rabbit

2007-06-08T08:46:00.000+08:00

A change to circle of nature? I thought rabbit should fear for snakes, not the other way round? Maybe that rabbit is being mutated! The evolution of X-Rabbit! It's funny to see snake run away from rabbit.

Dare To Be Different

2007-06-08T08:45:00.001+08:00

Wana be different? Make a move...

A Thorn Among Roses

2007-06-07T00:07:00.000+08:00

May my pictures continue to speak...

Invisible Octavious!

2007-06-07T00:06:00.000+08:00

I'm not really quite sure that this video is of original or being photoshopped. Anyway, it would be amazing and I'm sure that the scientists are hunting it down for researches and maybe apply it on human. What do you want to do if you are invisible?

Melody by Sheila and Yu Zhong

2007-06-06T00:10:00.000+08:00

Did you ever listen to the song Melody by Sheila Majid and Lin Yu Zhong? It is the best duet song that I ever heard. Agree? Enjoy...

I Can Pop-Lock Too!

2007-06-06T00:05:00.000+08:00

In accordance with the entry that I had posted yesterday about pop-locking dance, I did try a few steps on me. Finally I had manage to master this :-

See, I can move my hands so freaking fast that you can't even see it with your bare eyes. Isn't it cool?

You Know What's Locking Dance?

2007-06-05T00:46:00.000+08:00

There was this time, a person asking me about Locking Dance. I admit, I was blur. Locking Dance? What the heck is that? Some kinda dance with locks around? Hmmm... Google it around only I realise it's cool to learn Locking Dance. Watching it already making me syok.

Missing Mom, Use Telekom

2007-06-05T00:27:00.000+08:00

Talking about the recent Telekom 1 Juta Contest, I remembered I did won a wireless phone the previous contest. As a person, I always agree that action speaks louder than words. As a blogger, I have this perspective that pictures speak louder than words, and when 2 becomes 1, it speaks even louder. Pictures no longer remain as pictures, they speak!

So as a token of appreciation, nah...

Do I Look Professional?

2007-06-04T00:22:00.000+08:00

Alright, I'm wearing spec now! Now only I look more of a working fella. The spec is from the brand "Tikus". Oopss, sorry it's Titus!

Hmm... how is it? Do I look pro?

Stubborn Driver!

2007-06-04T00:14:00.000+08:00

As I can see there is nothing wrong with her parking skill. Just that she's a bit stubborn to persistently trying to park her car though it's seem to be impossible!

Cubik's Cube in 20.09 secs!

2007-06-03T18:39:00.000+08:00

Gosh, this fella can solve rubik's cube with one hand in 20.09 seconds. I wonder whether I can make it even with 2 hands in 20.09 hours!

Friendship 4eva

2007-06-03T17:19:00.000+08:00

Hmm... suddenly I feel poetical.

TM vs Jonathan? Merdeka 1 Juta Contest

2007-06-02T16:09:00.000+08:00

Whenever I pass by the recent TM Merdeka 1 Juta Contest banner, it reminds me of something - something I find it familiar.

Does it looks familiar to you too? Look properly at the action the people on the banner did! It is exactly the same as what I did for my blog banner almost one year ago. Gosh, I might be part of the Heroes. I am the Painter (a character from the tv series Heroes who can draw the future).

In conjunction with this, now Jonathan - MyPortal takes 5 minutes to make you happier! ;-p

An action which might ended you as a Millionaire. Quick, go enter the contest now! I did my part. How bout you?

Alien-like Creatures!

2007-06-02T11:08:00.000+08:00

Gain sight of some of the weirdest creatures on earth. Creepy as it is, but it ain't alien. It might be some sort of mutation or variations of the species you rarely see. Haha... but it's common to witness people using the word "alien" to define something that looks weird to you.

If one day I have alien-like eyes, you can call me alien too. ;-p

TV3 1st Promo Ad!

2007-05-25T08:10:00.000+08:00

TV3 Malaysia first promo advertisement? If I'm not wrong it's taken around 1984. Fuiyoh!

Skateboarding, When Falls, ouch! ...

2007-05-24T08:34:00.000+08:00

I'm sure there are a lots of fun watching people showing off with their skateboarding skills. Some of their tricks might be quite stunning too. But all these are just nice to watch but when you falls... So it ain't easy to master yourself with skateboarding skills. I wonder how many times did they fall and break their bones?

p.s. The last vid, I assume is the most painful 1. Who still wanna learn skateboarding, prepare for it la, dude!

Learn Michael Jackson Moonwalk

2007-05-23T08:26:00.000+08:00

Michael Jackson, the king of pop. His moonwalk dance is the best, agree? But how to dance like him? Any of you interested? I am! I'm watching now, PLEASE DUN KACAU!

Tsunamida-!

2007-05-22T08:25:00.000+08:00

Just another funny Japan TV Show with a bunch of fellas running, chasing the people from the public. It's funny to see how to fella reacts seeing so many people.

Lion Dance Championship

2007-05-21T07:48:00.000+08:00

How lion dance comes to place? It happened thousand years ago as a symbolic guardian creature that get rids of "Nian" (年), a monster which terrorizes small villages eating the livestock, crops and villagers.

UFO spotted!

2007-05-20T13:59:00.000+08:00

UFOs are everywhere... observing us...watching us...I found this vids are rather real. The rest a bit craps. You got any more real than this?

Canon Played With 12 Strings Guitar?!

2007-05-19T10:58:00.000+08:00

Canon by Pachelbel has always been my favourite song. But I never really hear it from a guitar. Mostly out of piano. I'm freaking amaze with these 2 videos depicting people playing Canon with guitar. Awesome! The first vid use a 12 strings guitar. How can he do that?!

Wallpaper for Grab?!

2007-05-18T08:37:00.001+08:00

While browsing through some of my photo galleries, I found this photo. It looks more of a wallpaper. Thought of sharing it here for fun. Anyone wanna grab? wahaha ;-p Sau pei la!

Glass Illusion... Small Glass Fills Big Glass?

2007-05-18T08:29:00.000+08:00

Know anything about glass illusion? Interesting? Alright, take a look.

Wanna know the secret behind it?

The Most Difficult Super Mario Game Ever!

2007-05-17T08:18:00.000+08:00

I'm sure most of you are quite familiar with the game Super Mario. It used to be a hit during our childhood. But with the existing of Play Station, everything changed. And thid video depicted Super Mario game with somebody hacked it for higher difficulty. It seems nearly impossible to play. Yea, please bear with the commentator who keeps speaking vulgar words!

High-End Robots!

2007-05-15T07:50:00.000+08:00

These robots are fantastically real. They can crawl like snake, move like insects and swim too. I can't deny that Japanese are really good in electical and electronic!

God of Tetris!

2007-05-14T08:49:00.000+08:00

This fella can really play tetris. Seriously can be that fast meh? Fast forward?

Funny, Funny Pics @ Genting

2007-05-14T08:23:00.000+08:00

Some of the photos I found it hilarious and worth to be taken as memories!

a) Fuiwa and Fuiyoh!

b) Look as if I'm in a rubbish bin

c) They really can act la. So threatening with a dinosaur at the back! AArghhhhh!!!

d) I beh tahan laughing at some of the expression I had made!

e) The new Energizer Statue. Hmm... The action seems familiar!

Oh I know la...she did it too!

When 2 becomes 1

(Wahaha...)

Alright, I'm out here... Happy hanging out with u guys... Chao'

Mistakes In Movies!

2007-05-13T18:02:00.000+08:00

Here comes a compilation of mistakes being made in movies. There are quite a lot in youtube. Just type "blooper" and you got yourself a bunch of it. I wonder the people who did the compilations, are they Blooper Capturer? Is there such a job!? Anyway, enjoy!

Splash & Superman @ Genting

2007-05-13T16:12:00.000+08:00

Finally, my notebook is fixed and I'm back to the world of blogosphere. Got miss me ke? So what I had done lately? Apo bole' buat? Make a trip to Genting lo! To be frank, it is so common to be in Genting when you stay around in KL. But it's not the place that matters. I'm sure that there is something new to be discovered. So what about this time? It's the splash-and-superman-experience!

What about splash? Actually I had lost count on how many times I had rid on Sungai Rejang Flume Ride! But what so special about this time?

(The Thrill)

(The Splash)

(Before The Thrill)

(After THe Thrill)

Gosh! I never been this wet before riding Sungai Rejang Flume Ride. Frankly, the ride itself doesn't cause us this wet. It's us la. We battle against each other by splashing water! The funniest part is that when people look at us, they kept commenting "Fuiyoh, so wet 1 ahh!".

Up next is the Superman Ride.

(Let the journey begins...)

(Up, up and away)

Panda Sneeze Too!

2007-05-10T08:23:00.000+08:00

You sneeze, I sneeze. Different people with different style. But have you see a panda sneeze before?

Dominoes Play Pool!

2007-05-08T08:39:00.000+08:00

Talking about dominoes, you can find a lot from the youtube. But this is the one that really caught my attention. The fella must have to measure properly just to get the pool balls to the hole. Mou Dak Deng arr!

When People Mad with PC!

2007-05-07T08:15:00.000+08:00

That's what I feel now! The reason for not being actively blogging for these three days is because my notebook gone "kaput"! I had been fixing or formatting pcs around my neighbourhood for quite some time. So you can consider me as an amateur in this but what happen to my notebook is something new! Some bloody virus must had corrupted my bios controller till I can't even reinstall my windows. Now I had to go back to my manufacturer for this matter. Haih!

Got "tikam"!

2007-05-03T08:36:00.000+08:00

Haha...what a funny advertisement from IKEA! The chick "kena tikam"! Wahaha!

Eat Bull's Penis, Good for Yours!

2007-05-02T00:06:00.000+08:00

To us chinese, there has been a saying that everything with their back facing the sky is edible, so does their internal organs. But penis!? Somemore bull's penis? Are you really that sure that it will bring benefit to yours? I wonder how it would taste? Aiks... not gonna imagine that! Leave it to you la...

Eat Sushi Traditionally!

2007-05-01T09:15:00.000+08:00

If that is how they eat sushi traditionally, I'm relieve that I'm consuming them in the new era. Just pick and eat and followed by saying "yummy"!. 3 steps! That's all I need!

2007-05-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

Previous Featured Vid Posts for May 07'

Who Wanna Learn Kukujiao KungFu?

2007-04-30T00:52:00.000+08:00

I'm not sure whether this is suitable for everyone to view...but according to my blog's demographic, my readers age around 21 to 34. So I think it should be okay gua. Anywhere, it's not something exotic or horrific, just take it something like documentary la.
But this documentary is a bit insane. Yea, I have been hearing that Shaolin Kung Fu can do quite some amazing stunts but with your kukujiao? Gosh... you wanna learn Iron Egg KungFu? Let me know, so that I can kick your kukujiao gau gau!

Richard Gere Hamsap?!

2007-04-29T00:48:00.000+08:00

What happen to him? Is he drunk? I'm sure this will pretty much broke a lots of girl fans out there!

Superb 1000 Hands Performance

2007-04-29T00:23:00.000+08:00

I'm sure you will be amused by the performance. Soo nice till your jaw drops gau gau! If I tell what I'm going to tell you, I'm sure that you will faint! Take a deep breathe... This superb show is performed by mostly deaf and dumb people! That's why you can see gurus from the left, right and in front directing them the moves. Now, is that convincing?

Want to see more?

Heroes Got Hurt!

2007-04-28T12:27:00.001+08:00

I'd been watching Heroes series for quite sometime and up to Season 1 Episode 12. Maybe I had quite high expectation on this series, I ended out a lil bit disappointing. Nevermind la, just keep expecting something exciting for the coming episodes la. But there is this one character that amuse me very much - Claire Bennet.

What can she do? There is this one episode where she caught killed with a stick poke through her head.

And she got dissected!

And once the stick is pulled out from her head, she got awake and found herself dissected. The next thing she did is putting her skin back together and pop.... she's as new again!

Virtually, I can do the same thing too. See...

But when it comes to reality, when I met with an accident yestesday, I still got hurt! Deng!

God of Basketball

2007-04-28T08:26:00.000+08:00

Do you like basketball? To me it is, especially when they perform all those skills and tricks just to get a score. But this is incredible! This performance is super dooper amazing! They play as if they can fly.

You Gotta Feel the Cafe

2007-04-26T00:49:00.000+08:00

Haha... just another cafe-introducing post. This time the Feeling Cafe steals the limelight. With the concept of almost "8tv"ish (orangish-feel and 音乐空间？- sounds more like 八度空间) is indeed a place to be especially when you 're into Chinese folk pop.

P.S the place is for people who can feel. Can you feel? You gotta feel it! Use your mind and feel the food, the drinks, the music... Just feel it ... yea baby

(The Menu)

(The Picture)

(The Bar and Waitress)

(The Door)

(The Food)

The Contact
21, Jalan 2/27F,
KL Satelite Centre,
Wangsa Maju
03-41423086

Model "Pokai"!

2007-04-26T00:01:00.000+08:00

It's never easy to be a model...especially for high heel shoes. The funniest part is when she fell and crawled like a baby. Wahaha!

Sand Fantasy

2007-04-25T08:42:00.000+08:00

It's amazing how creative is people nowadays. They can even perform something so marvellous using sand. What can you?

You Like Dark Circles?

2007-04-25T08:12:00.000+08:00

What are dark circles?

The Dark Circle are a fictional criminal organisation in DC Comics. They first appeared in Adventure Comics #267 as an insurgent group planning to conquer the United Planets in the 30th century. It was composed of only five people and armies of clones created from those five people. The Dark Circle remained mostly shrouded in mystery, even with its defeat by the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Aiks... not that dark circle lar!!!

Dark circles or Eye circles are dark blemishes around the eyes. Also known as "bags under the eyes," there are many etiologies to cause this symptom. For instance, by lack of sleep, by deficiency of vitamin K, by heredity and by bruising. (Source from Wikipedia)

(I'm a part of Dark Circle with dark circles?! Wahaha)

Do you think it's pretty with dark circles?

(Of course NO! but... it looks weird without it... creepy)

Besides,

Wana know how to cure it? Click here

3D Hollow Illusion

2007-04-24T08:41:00.000+08:00

Something interesting here. 3D hollow illusion. Amaze! You can even still see them watching you from one angle to another. Creepy in a sense too!

Free Entrance Ticket!

2007-04-24T08:16:00.000+08:00

Alright, holiday is around the corner. Planning for an escape but boh lui (moneyless)? No worry, in line with our Malaysia 50 years celebration - Visit Malaysia 2007, D Paradise is giving out free entrance tickets. Go Grab Here!

Rejoice, That Smooth?!

2007-04-23T08:37:00.000+08:00

Sometime, advertisement can be very exaggerate! So smooth till you oopps... Wahaha!

What a Blooper?!

2007-04-23T00:05:00.000+08:00

I got this mail a few days ago. The contents is funny, I can't deny that but I find it even funnier as there is such people who can really sit down and search for all these bloopers. Maybe people nowadays is that freaking free now. Hahaha... Anyway, credits should be given for such effort.

Oh yea, it's in Mandarin. Let me try to translate it for you la...

1. This story is about emperor era, but how come got air-conditioner?!

2. Look carefully at which elbow he got hurt?!

But... ailment on the wrong side!

3. Very obvious, it's the shirt colour.

4. Wrong spelling? "GATEVX"?

5. The story took place somewhere 20 years ago. But Harry Potter poster?

6. Different helmet?!

Fastest Cup-Stacker

2007-04-22T09:58:00.000+08:00

Some of the fastest world cup-stacker. Amazing! Their hands can really act quick. Thats the kinda people every boss wish for. Wahaha!

The first vid is someone near the world record while the 2nd is the world record holder. The last vid is the fastest from a 5 years old kid. So cute!

P.S. I heard Emily Fox's record had been broken. Sure boh? broken by 2 secs? Watch the 4th video...

MyCuriosity : Ambulance

2007-04-22T01:01:00.000+08:00

There's a lot of thing that you don't notice but yet encounter it quite often. For example, I'm sure you what the heck is an ambulance. How it looks like? What it does? And bla bla bla. You might even realise that the word "Ambulance" is written horizontally flip but you just didn't even want to bother about it.

Why? The reason is simple. It is written so that the driver in front will notice that an ambulance is coming from behind through the reflection of the mirror.

See...

Who the heck is Criss Angel?!

2007-04-21T14:34:00.000+08:00

Criss Angel (born Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos, December 19, 1967 in East Meadow, New York) is an American musician, mystifier, mentalist, magician, illusionist, hypnotist, escapologist, stunt performer, and the creator and director of the Criss Angel Mindfreak television series on A&E Network and Discovery Channel. For more info

Alright, enough with the biodata. But what is so amaze about him? Can he walks on water? Walk through glass? Makes you vanish or tears you apart? If he can't, stop talking about him la. Kachaktui!!! tui tui tui...

Haha... this time you are wrong. HE CAN! You better tui tui tui yourself now!

Hilarious English

2007-04-20T09:03:00.000+08:00

The way he speak English really hilarious. Beh tahan!

How I Design My Name

2007-04-20T08:38:00.000+08:00

Do you ever wish to put your name on your blog and it's something not likely from the existing fonts? For example, your signature? Like what is show below?

First design your name on a paper.

Then use the Magic Wand Tool from Adobe Photoshop to select inverse the design that you want.

Up next, you can do watever with it. And as for example, I use Poster Edges from Artistic Category from Filter Tool.

All the best trying and enhancing your blog.

Iams Cause Suffers to Animals

2007-04-19T08:59:00.000+08:00

Aren't we suppose to do something?

For nearly 10 months in 2002 and early 2003, a PETA investigator went undercover at an Iams contract testing laboratory, where a dark, sordid secret was discovered beneath the dog- and cat-food manufacturer’s wholesome image. They found dogs who had gone crazy from intense confinement in barren steel cages and cement cells, dogs who had been left on a filthy paint-chipped floor after chunks of muscle had been hacked from their thighs, dogs who had been surgically debarked, and horribly sick dogs and cats who were languishing in their cages, neglected and left to suffer without veterinary care. More Info...
For Video, please click here

Dare You Not Kiss My GF!

2007-04-19T08:50:00.000+08:00

Luckily this is just an advertisement. If there is such a service, I'm gonna sue that company gau gau. Deliver a kiss? Kissing that delivery boy and then me? I'm sure hit his lips until it become 2 hotdogs!

Fastest Way to Put Yer Bra On...With Some Style Too

2007-04-18T00:23:00.000+08:00

Sooo fast till the men can't get a glimpse of her being nude. Somemore kena beat gau gau. Pity for the men! Maybe someday I should try it with my under. wahaha!

Government Portal...Nice Effort but..

2007-04-17T23:53:00.000+08:00

The lately MyGovernment's Official Portal is truly a great effort in improving the efficiency of our civil services. With previously government departments' website scattering out of nowhere on the Internet, this portal is truly useful and yet convenient to the citizen.

But...

(You will find this funny when you proceed reading)

LHDN e-Filing System is leaking PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL info! As you click the save and continue button, it refreshed with other people's detail. Dahsyatnya! Don't know how true is the news but i got this from here

Please Hold My Kukujiao

2007-04-17T08:50:00.000+08:00

Guys, have you ever do that before?

Clinton On Ad!

2007-04-16T01:30:00.000+08:00

Podcast : "Pan Nai"

2007-04-16T00:42:00.000+08:00

Here come another "MeneiSia Geh Boon Dei Gong Toong Wa". And this time with the theme - "Pan Nai". Hope that you enjoy yourself.

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Armor Bra?!

2007-04-15T14:32:00.000+08:00

I'm sure that you and me are curious about something, right? As for me, there are a lots of stuff I'm curious about. What are they? As a start, here it is:-

Gals, you had been wearing your bra for quite some time, but do you ever know how it came about?

Bra fashion history began as far back as Cretan times (somewhere 4000 years ago). But only at 1907, was the year when the word brassiere was first reported in an American copy of Vogue which means "support".

And it looks something like this:-

Funny as it is, to me it resembles an armor - so protective!

By 1914, the first patented bra was designed by Mary Phelps-Jacobs under the patent name of Caresse Crosby.

Not long, she sold the rights to Warners. And later on 1935, Warners introduced cup sizing.
After that, the fashion for bra keeps growing until what you had today.

So what's up next for the future? Probably something like this 10 years down the road?

Why Use Condom?

2007-04-15T12:00:00.000+08:00

Japanese KungFu Matrix

2007-04-14T12:00:00.000+08:00

Superb Stupidity Funny!

2007-04-13T12:00:00.000+08:00

September 1752

2007-04-13T09:06:00.000+08:00

If you are working in Unix, try this out. At $ prompt, type: cal 9 1752 or cal 1752. You will see something like this:-

Surprise?! A month with whole of eleven days missing. This was the time England shifted from Roman Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar, and the king of England ordered those 11 days to be wiped off the face of the month of September of 1752.

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Funny Cartoon

2007-04-12T12:00:00.000+08:00

Retirement in Cameron?!

2007-04-12T08:39:00.000+08:00

While working, you wait for lunch time, after lunch time you wait to go back. From university entering working phase, you wait for retirement. That's life, dude. But where would my retirement gonna be? Would Cameron be a nice place?

(Small little town with cool, fresh air?)

(Sitting in the middle of tea plantation, having your breakfast. While taking a sip from Boh Tea, you say "Umpph"?)

(Your everyday breakfast?)

(You don't have to worry 'bout out of tea since the tea centre is just opposite the place you are having your breakfast?)

(When you are bored, take a stroll in the tea factory with your couple, perhaps?)

(Once in a blue moon, especially Valentines Day, walk your couple to Cactus Valley?)

(Streamboat for Dinner?)

I Want Green Tea!

2007-04-11T12:00:00.000+08:00

Eat Shit?!

2007-04-11T08:34:00.000+08:00

Believe it or not? The world is going crazy trying to make their restaurant as unique as they could. Nowadays, people doesn't ONLY concern about what they consume but as well as the environment too. That's why you see a lots of such restaurants or cafes blooming fast in big city area like KL.

But certainly not something like this :-

(I'm sure you guys are daring enough to challenge yourself about that. But where?? In Taiwan.)

Toilet Bowl Taipei Metro,

Hsinpu Station,

Exit 1

(02) 8253-7767

Aiks... so far away! Can't afford?! No worry, there's hope. Here:-

Choy! Baby Vomit!

2007-04-10T12:00:00.000+08:00

Beware of What You See

2007-04-10T07:33:00.000+08:00

Photo could be deceiving? Believe it or not? It is! This is because photo focuses everything within the frame, not out of it. Okay, let me show you one example:-

A nice, balance (in terms of height) photo

and actually...

p.s Sorry le... have to protect a lil bit...The whole motive of this post is not to "downgrade" anyone. Don wana kena sue ma! Now blogs need to be registered somemore... Read more on Blog Registration

Why Marie France?

2007-04-09T12:00:00.000+08:00

Easter Day

2007-04-09T08:18:00.000+08:00

Yesterday marked the day of Easter. Normally when people think of Easter, they think of Easter Eggs. But let not forget that it is actually a day of victory for Christians as it marks the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the conquering of sin.

I, too received an Easter Egg!

It got a face on it! Haha. So funny...